"What are some of the secrets to success in life in 2018

In bed this morning I was asking myself;
*"What are some of the secrets to success in life in 2018 ?"*
I found the answer right there in my very room.

The Fan said, *"be cool";*
The Roof said, *"aim high";*
The Window said, *"see the world";*
The Clock said, *"every minute is precious";*
The Mirror said, *"reflect before you act";*
The Calendar said, *"be up to date";*
The Door said, *"push hard for your goals";*
The Rug said, *"kneel down and pray";*
The Toilet said, *"flush the Bad habits that will deter you from becoming someone influential in life;*
and
The Holy Bible laughed and said, *"read me for direction".*
Just then satan laughed aloud: *Hahahahahahaha*
GOD: *Why are you laghing?*
Satan: *I am laughing at you.*
GOD: *WHY*
Satan: *So you say you love your kids and they love you too...isn't it?*
GOD: *YES*
Satan: *So you are saying even the one who is reading this text right now loves you...?*
GOD: *YAH*
Satan: *So then let's see if he loves you for sure!*
GOD: *How?*
Satan: *If he/she really loves you then he/she will send this text to more than 3 friends but if he/she doesn't, I will forever take him/her as my slave.....DEAL?*
GOD: *Deal..............*
*God told me to tell you that everything you're going through is taken care of. If you believe in him send to 8 people. And in 53 secs watch who calls*